You Know You're a Mommy When...

You know you're a mommy when people ask you what kind of candle you have burning in your house, and you tell them that it's the new scent, "Puking Kid".  (This scent also comes in perfume, so that you're body and clothing can match your house.) 

You also know you're a mommy when the term "all night-er" no longer refers to fun, crazy, all-night escapades with your friends, but is now used to describe a night filled with scrubbing carpet, stripping bedding, doing laundry, and attempting to rock a sick baby back to sleep. (Can you tell that it's been a long, flu-filled week at our house?)