First Year Stats!

Well, I'm a month late, but since my little guy is officially now a one-year-old (uh, even typing it is crazy!), I decided that I'd list this year's stats.

1 yr check up stats: 9% - Weight
25% - Height
65% - Head (Seriously, you'd think he would look like a malnourished kid
with a tooth-pick body and an orange for a head, but he looks really
proportional!)
Size that Buhba wears: 9-12 months!
# of Doctor's Visits: 20+ (6 visits to the specialists)
# of ER visits: 2
# of Diapers Used: 2,256
# of Wipes Used: 7,034
# of Times I've been peed on: 3
# of Times I've been pooped on: 5
# of Times I've been PUKED on: 17
# of Times #2 happened in the tub: 1 (I just jinxed myself, huh?)
# of Times Noses were wiped: 762
Age Bubha Cut his first tooth: 7 1/2 months
Number of Teeth: (total for the year) 6
Age Buhba learned to crawl: 7 months
Age Buhba learned to walk: 11 3/4 months
# of Swimming Lessons: 9
# of Times I was told that my kid was "huge" and I rolled my eyes (you saw his stats!): 14
# of Times the movie, "Open Season" was viewed: 58
# of Times the movie, "Cars" was viewed: 32
# of words Buhba can say: 6 (Daddy, Momma, Jesus, Who's that?, Dog, Baby)
# of Times the dog food has been eaten: 14
# of Times Mommy has said, "NO!": (Too many to calculate!!!!)
# of Times Mommy thought that she'd end up getting checked into an insane asylum: 10.5
# of Times Buhba melted Mommy's Heart: 50,000+
# of Cuddles from Buhba: 101
# of times Buhba has gone to work meetings or conferences with Mommy: 30+
# of clothes items lost in battle with "blowouts": 9
# of Times toys have been fished out of the toilet: 2 (I'm sure there will be many more!)
# of Times Buhba has dialed someone (sorry Amanda!) on my phone: 10-12
lbs. of Sweet Potatoes consumed: 20.25
# of Times I was BIT while nursing: 6!!! (OUCH!)
# of Months I lasted breast-feeding: 13 (don't worry, I'm officially done!)
# of Times my computer has been pulled down onto the floor: 2
# of Times the dog water was dumped out onto the floor, and then Buhba decided to play in it: 8
# of Signs Buhba can Sign:5 (More, All Done, Thank You, Hat, Please)
# of Toys Received:50 + (19 books for Christmas ALONE!)
# of Wet, Slobbery Kisses from Buhba: Countless!
# of Times Bubha maked the "Touchdown" sign when he watched a basketball game (ha ha): 4
# of Times I found poop on the floor and I didn't know if it was from Buhba or the dog: 2
# of Kisses Blown to me: 100+
# of Times the Dog snapped at Buhba: 4
# of Stories Read to Buhba: 54.5
# of Wonderful Memories: Millions! It's been quite the year, but I wouldn't change it for the world!