Sunday, July 19, 2009

You Know You're a Mommy When...

You know you're a mommy when the word "blowout" is no longer used in reference to a huge sale at your favorite clothing store at the mall, but rather a massive outpouring of baby poop that covers your child from butt to neck, and induces dry-heaving, and vomit-like reflexes! 

2 comments:

  1. I love your new blog - good idea! Missed you on the 4th! Let's plan to get together soon!

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  2. Or you know you are a mommy when you try to catch your kids puke in your hands so they don't make a mess on the floor or in your car. I used to get grossed out pretty easily, but all that changes after 2 kids!

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