The Story of Buhba's Bath and the UnWelcomed Visitors

This is a story about a little seven-month-old named, "Buhba" who loved to take baths. One night after a VERY long day of traveling, Buhba's mommy put him into the tub for what she thought would be a short bath. Buhba's mommy had just started washing his head when Buhba looked up at her with a funny look on his face. It was at that second that Buhba's mommy realized what this look meant, but she was too late. She looked down to find a VERY un-welcomed "visitor" in the tub floating along the side of Buhba's rubber ducky and other bath toys. 

Buhba's mommy panicked and grabbed a naked Bubha out of the tub so that he wouldn't "play" with the "visitor", and set him on the carpet in the hall, just outside of the bathroom (so that he wouldn't fall over and crack his head on the bathroom tile), while she started the process of "fishing" the visitor out of the tub. After she caught the visitor, drained the tub, got all of Bubha's toys out of the tub, cleaned the tub, and ran fresh water, Buhba's mommy picked him up off of the carpet to finish up his bath. But to her horror, smashed in the carpet and all over Buhba's backside were more, VERY large "visitors"! Buhba's mommy tried to hang him over the toilet to "brush off" the "visitors", but that just made a bigger mess and she just had to take the still-naked-boy into his room to get some wipeys. Finally, when he was cleaned up, Buhba finished his bath, and his mommy got some stain remover that she had purchased for doggie accidents to get the leftover "visitors" out of the carpet! 

That night Bubha had sweet dreams, but his mommy spent half the night scrubbing the carpet (which finally came clean thanks to a great new product!).           THE END!